Introduction:
I’ve long held the belief that massage porn sites are some of the best, simply because sex looks so much better when a girl is all lubed up. Plus, massages are just naturally sexual – pornstars always get so fucking horny when they’re doing the first parts of a scene: it makes the sex that follows that much better, because you know they want it. The site I’m set to review today is based on this very premise, and it goes by the name of Dirty Masseur. If you love massage sex videos, I highly recommend reading the full review of Dirty Masseur I’ve written below!
Review:
The first impressions I got from Dirty Masseur’s member’s area were good: the navigation is clean, pages loaded real quick and I especially liked how the scenes are displayed on the archive pages: all the details you need with no clutter attached. On the update schedule side of things, Dirty Masseur currently offers members anywhere from 4 to 8 uploads a month: it’s a bit over the place, but you do end up with a decent chunk of fresh massage sex no matter what way you cut it.
It should also be made clear that your membership to Dirty Masseur also comes with free bonus access to the Brazzers network. Note that this isn’t a trick, or a trial, or whatever else: it’s 30 sites for the price of one, and you get 8,000+ scenes across all of them to check out. If you’d like to know more about it, be sure to take a look at the Brazzers network review I wrote – it covers everything.
At the time of writing this review on Dirty Masseur, the content archive consisted of 290+ scenes: not the biggest number out there, but still a damn respectable amount that will likely mean you never run out of slippery, oil-based porn to enjoy. Each scene has a video and photo set – the videos here are real crisp and can be downloaded in 1080p, 720p and 480p resolutions, with an additional 1080p HD stream provided via an MP4 embed. I took an average of the last 10 uploads and clips here are around 35 minutes in length: not bad at all!
The action here is, as you’d expect, based around massages that turn sexual quite quickly. I’d say that compared to some other sites, the X-rated action begins quite a bit sooner: you get 5 minutes of build-up, but then it’s pretty much hardcore sex for the rest of the shoot. Oil is utilized for the sexual adventures, making the shiny babes look so fucking sexy when they’re getting fucked. Plots can include both men and women doing the massages, although it’s generally the men who offer the rubs. Some scenes also have anal, but it doesn’t seem all that common.
I love to take a look at the talent featured on places I review, and Dirty Masseur has had its fair share of world-class talent. I saw Joanna Angel (of Burning Angel fame), Elsa Jean, Teagan Presley, Victoria June and Adriana Chechik – quite an impressive ensemble. I’d like to see more Latinas and black girls here in future though: darker skin looks amazing covered in massage oil, but there were only a few shoots with sun-kissed babes.
Conclusion:
It’s hard to find faults with Dirty Massuer: I guess the only real issue is that they don’t have a strict update schedule, but since you get at least one new scene a week, that’s not the end of the world. Like I said, I would enjoy more ebony babes and Latinas – especially since Brazzers has used women of color extensively throughout their other productions. Still, with our discount offer to Dirty Masseur and the free access to Brazzers, a membership here is easy to justify and hard to regret.
If you love great hardcore sex with a naughty massage preamble, check out the tour of Dirty Masseur today.